Monday, October 7, 2013

"Fridge" by Dima

A wildly jubilant creation, birthed in the scarlet rays of moonset after the long literary labour of Bad Poetry Night.


I.
SILENCE!
THE THUNDEROUS HUNGER THUNDERS!
The gongs of the walls of my tremulous belly summon the hour
like so many triangles
on the ranch.
RING A LING LING LING LING!  COME AND GET IT!
boys.
come and get it.
The scent has called them
Long ago
From their labours.
they labour.
They sniff.
RING A LING LING LING!  COME AND GET IT!  BEHOLD!  THEY COME TO GET IT!  AT LONG LAST THEIR SWEAT WILL BE REWARDED.
Their sweat.
Their perspiration.
The succulent juice of life and mere feral essence freshly squeezed from the tangerine of God’s ultimate creation!
BEHOlD!  MAN!  HE HUNGERS!
By the sweat of his brow.
Brown brows bow in the bowl of bolted bastions.

II.
So MANY YEARS AGO
I REMEMBER
I remember
I cry
AND REMEMBER
this knocking.
HARK!  A MOUSE!
It scurries behind yon panel of stainless steel.
We embrace.  It is warm and yet inside so cold.  Can it ever know me as I have known the biting wind of the purpure twilight of dying romance?
Joanna.
yet still it babbles to me.
in my arms it whispers sweet nothings.  the pipes knock tenderly.
NO!  There is no mouse!
No!
No!
MOTHER!
I will not call no technician Never!
Never!
She speaks!
To me!
I must pull away
The lies
And All that keeps me from Her.
The one who fills me with filling.
Dust.
Oh, the DUST!
Grimy and dark and sacred and dusty.
She knocks again.  She speaks again.
I stare
With longing emerging from deep within my bowels
from the spot
The hollow spot
Where my appendix used to be
fourteen years ago
before it ruptured.
It was Removed
In a 54 minute surgery.
i stare
It is dark.  Into the dark.
I am engulfed.

III.
In an hour
I will sit at the crumb-ridden table.
I will stare at the dish rag in my hands.
i will regard with shame
Shame!
The mustard on my new white t-shirt.
I just bought it yesterday.
I have taken all that she would give to me!
EVERYTHING!
Why must I take?
Why!
Nothing remains inside.
I am become death
The Destroyer
of AppETITES.
O CURSED INCONTINENT APPETITE!
Filled.
Filled AGAIN.
Fulfilled.
The Cut
On my cold nose
STINGs.
The salty brine of nostalgic remorse washes past it.
I think of the one I have loved.
Loved too much.
She knocks.

Monday, September 30, 2013

Soiled Napkin by Nikolai


Soiled Napkin

Soiled Napkin who were't once a tree
Your only wish was to keep your dignity
But though were't set by a plate
No no you thought I want my life to run late
Knowing that a napkins life becomes trash
Once you become touched by potatoes that were mashed
You once looked so very fine
Because you were't made for a place where only rich people dine

The culprit that will end your life of ease
Walks through the door in the air there was no longer any peace
He was big and he was fat
And on the coatrack he put his hat
Followed the hostess to his chair
That is when your fate might finally become clear

Though you had survived many meals
When customers ordered salads with grated orange peels
This man was ordering the worst of things
He said to the waiter I want two dozen honey garlic chicken wings
The food arrived all to soon
You started sweating as if it were high noon
Clasping his hands, smacking his lips
Those wings would be wonderful with his favorite dips

Though you stayed clean a few moments more
As he licked his fingers and saying to the waiter 'I want some more.'
He reaches closer to you then the moment that every beautiful napkin dreads
It would truly be better to be a human who is dead

For after the meal to the garbage you must go
Then shipped to a dump more than six feet below
And because when you were born
Infused with chemicals that keep your life from being torn
Although the bugs like eating from the chicken wing fat stains
They avoid eating from your clean parts that remain
So from the beginning this was your fate
If only, if only you had not been placed beside that plate


Written by Nikolai


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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

How to Write a Love Letter by Lenitschka

This Cafe Chi game was several months ago, but it's one I have always been happy with. The Assignment: Write a Declaration of Love.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

No, that's been used before. I think. Plus counting off why doesn't seem like that effective a method.

Love is not love, which...

What comes after that? Something about not changing. Then something about storms and rain and all those descriptions of really dramatic love scenes in Regency costume. I can't do that either. My words couldn't compete with rain, green hills, or dramatic crescendos.

Love, love me do, you know I love....

Great. Now I was ripping off the Beatles instead of the Bard.

I have no words to say. They've all been said already; written, studied, summarized in essays, put on platinum records - and all much better than I ever could.

So what do I write to convey how I feel? No poetry ever would come right. I'm lucky if I can get a sentence out with the words in the right order, and I can never describe how I feel with any great metaphors.

So, I'll start with this:

I. Love. You.

Three words. Not a lot, but the ones that matter most anyway.

I love you.

It's a short lover letter, but I mean every word.

A Classical Piece - by Kolya


“Well darling, are we ready to go to the concert yet?”
“Not quite dearest.”
“Hurry now, we’ll be late.”
“We have to wait for your sister as well you know.”
“I know, but I’ve already accounted for that time, and we’re running out.”
“Did she find an escort this time Apollo?”
“Nope.  And you know that is just how she likes it.”
“Oh! But how can it be that such a fair young woman can parade the streets of Athens without so much as an escort!  It is outrageous.”

The gentleman, Sir Apollo just nodded.  Delphi always went on and on about his sister’s determination to end an old maid.  Inside, he knew his sister was only so stubborn because his wife was so obnoxious and pushy at times.  It wasn’t her fault.  She meant well.
His wife came made her grand appearance.  The hat on her head was new as of yesterday, and she couldn’t wait to show it off.
Off they went in the four-horse buggy. Up and down the streets towards the concert hall. 
The buggy stopped outside a row of fine apartments.  The attendant went to go fetch the gentleman’s sister.   Lady Artemis stepped into the carriage.  Her gown was a sparkling silver.
"Come boy."

The little terrier hopped into the carriage after them, and quickly onto his mistress’s lap.  Away they went to the concert hall.
Sir Apollo frowned as soon as his wife took a breath inward.  Out came a somewhat passive-aggressive rant about how proper ladies had handsome young men at their sides, and how many excellent and worthy young men Athen’s had to offer.

Lady Artemis just laughed.  Unaffected by her sister-in-law’s jibes. 

At last they made it to the concert hall. And Delphi’s remarks were turned upon the other ladies.
“Oh my stars! What is Andromeda wearing?  Who does she think she is!  She is a married woman, not Aphrodite!   And dear me, Demeter looks like she’s more than just a little upset about her daughter’s recent engagement.  I would be too if my husband didn’t tell me of his scheming arrangements.”
“Fortunately,”  Sir Apollo interrupted, “Your husband has no daughter’s to give away in any such fashion my dear.  You have nothing to fear from me.”

Delphi smiled and her eyes sparkled as she gazed lovingly at her husband, “Oh yes, darling.  But of course, everything you do is so agreeable.”
“Look, Eros and his bride,  why don’t you go and say hello?”  Lady Artemis put in.

“It is!  Oh isn’t she stunning!  I think I shall.”

As soon as she had left, Sir Apollo took the opportunity to apologize.  “I am sorry Artemis, I promise she means well.”
“I know.” She replied calmly.

He was surprised.
“After all, it was not her fault Orion left me, now, was it?”

It was the most spiteful thing he had ever heard his sister say.  And she said it so calmly.
“It is beginning. Shall we?”

The concert was devoted to the Iliad.  The movements of the music were as strong and violent as the battle itself seemed. 
More so for the gentleman Apollo, he had not realized his sister held him in such contempt. In retrospect, what he had done had been very petty, but there was no going back.  And dear Artemis was so sweet, it cut even deeper.

So there he sat.  Sweating bullets, his wife was seated between him and his sister.  That was not a good thing.  If Delphi kept up, and Artemis told her what happened, his dearest wife would never forgive him.  She did not conceal or repress her emotions well.
The music continued into a calmer movement, still he was as tense as a bowstring.  Thus far, his ingenious idea for a night out had not gone at all the way he had planned.

The first segment neared a close with a small finale, and the intermission began.  Ironically, the lights fading in filled him with dread.
He did not think Artemis would say much to Delphi, but there was not telling what kind of punishment she had in store for him.

Monday, September 16, 2013

'Little Freddie Mischief' by Nikolai


Little Freddie Mischief

The lad was frolicking  in the field running towards the girl with golden locks.  Oh how they loved to prance hand in hand.  "Tee-hee" what fun! This is the life, finally escaped from our parents, running away as best of friends.  Now what shall they do, why of course, prance with the butterflies.

"Wow, Jack look at all the beautiful colours on the butterfly wings."

"Yes are they not wonderful Jill?"

"What are we doing here on the ground? Let's fly towards the golden rays of the sun."

To their surprise as she said this, they, both of them felt their weight lift and suddenly they were floating. Walking on air......'How did this happen?' They both thought to themselves.

"Is this not awesome? Flying has been something I have dreamed of all my life Jill."  

Meanwhile, what the two of them did not know is that there was a sneaky little man. He lived for one purpose, and one purpose alone which was to make children get lost.  Why would he do such a thing to children?  Well, because the only joy he had ever learned to enjoy from life was taught to him by his very evil mother. She taught him that their kind, his family in particular, had a very particular genetic trait that allowed them to feed on the feelings people have when they miss someone.  And when they used this ability, they gained magical powers.  Little Freddie Mischief was his name, and stealing children was his game.  He did not necessarily need to keep the children for himself. In fact, that would be quite imprudent, because he would just have to waste his precious magic baby-sitting.  So he simply made sure the children became lost and would never be able to find their way home.

That morning Little Freddie Mischief had snuck into the houses of Jack and Jill. One after the other he had placed magic beans into the baked beans that Jill's father had made for her, and the porridge that Jack's mother had made for him.

Little did those two tots know that their breakfasts were ticking time bomb's leading to the joy of flying.

"Yippee I love flying too Jack. Let's go to the mountains to the east, my Dad says that there are mysterious creatures there and that I should never go there. Since we can fly today we can fly away from any creature and be back before dinner."

"My mother has never told me that, but she has told me that there is a great big tree to the south that is unclimbable."

"Whoa, Unclimbable? Let's go there."

"Yipee!"

Little did these two best friends know that the tree had been planted by Little Freddie Mischief's mother, Mrs. Jabber Krumpit. It was a trap for curious children who would find it irresistible with new found flying powers. It had fed both her and Little Freddie Mischief on multiple occasions.  

Jack and Jill, traveled towards the bottom of the hill where the giant tree stretched towards the heavens. They landed on the ground in front of it. It didn't really look like a tree. It was more like a mesh of green vines stretching straight up into the clouds and beyond.

"Shall we go up, Jill" he said with a big smile on his face.

"Yes, let's"  Nodding in agreement.

They shot straight up, off the ground, almost up to the clouds.  Then as they were approaching the clouds there started to be lightning, violent lightning. A freak storm! What had just happened?

Little Freddie Mischief had been watching the children and holding this storm from forming using his magic.  But he had been strangely distracted by some music he had never heard before, it was beautiful.

"This is my favorite song Dear, Beethoven was a genius, and the pastoral symphony one of his greatest works." Little Freddie heard a man say in his head.

"Yes, I agree Dear. I love it!" Replied a woman's voice. "I am so happy to hear this magical music to go along with our magical day."

Was Little Freddie Mischief going crazy? He had been at this magic thing for a long time, but he had never heard voices speaking nonsense in his head before and neither random beautiful music.  Maybe this was a side effect of eating too much sorrow.  His mother, Mrs. Jabber Krumpit, had at times seemed crazy, so could it be that he would share her same fate?

He had let his concentration waver, allowing his magic to waver. And the weather forecast had said that a crazy lightning storm was ahead for that day. So, because his magic was no longer maintaining the good weather instantly the lightning started.  This foiled Little Freddie Mischief's plans for dinner that night.

"Maybe we should go home the weather is not good Jack."

"Ok, but we should try again tomorrow. I am getting hungry for some dinner, flying is tiring."

So they flew home, and frolicked some more this time taking giant flying steps through the fields in front of their house. Home at last.

Jack and Jill walked into their own respective homes. Their parents had both been widowed years before. As Jack walked into his house he was surprised that his mother wasn't home.

"Jack come to my house." Jill called from across the street. He ran across the street. Walked in the door and saw that Jill's father was holding a lute. Trying to pluck out a beautiful little tune, his mother sitting very close to him. 

"Both of you didn't finish your breakfast this morning, and we went on a magical journey together, we went to the 19th century, listened to Beethoven's 6th symphony, and fell in love.  You are brother and sister now, because we married there. We are a family now".

"Yipee!" exclaimed Jack and Jill in unison.

"We are trying to figure out Beethoven's 6th Symphony on the lute."

What Little Freddie Mischief didn't know about the magic beans he gave which made children fly is that when adults ingest them they get to travel through time and actually get to spend quite a bit of time in another time. Indeed enough time to fall in love.  Then they are brought back to the moment they had left.

If only Little Freddie Mischief had been taught by his mother to eat love as a little boy, because then he would not have gone to bed hungry that night.

Written by Nikolai


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The Umbrella - by Sasha



Maribelle took Oswald’s white gloved hand as she gingerly lowered herself from the motorcar, stepping as quietly as she could on to the cobble stones of the street. She paused to brush a bit of stray dust off of her pale yellow skirt, and then quickly checked her reflection in the car’s side mirror before waving at the chauffer. He started the car with a rather rude puff of exhaust before driving down the alley.

“It’s quite a nice day today, wouldn’t you say, Oswald?” Maribelle said conversationally as they strolled down the street. Indeed, the sky above them was a brilliant cerulean, only interrupted by a few wisps of silver cloud here and there. There was a cool summer breeze running through the air, a refreshing reminder that fall was on its way.

“Yes, ma’am, I would say it is,” Oswald replied.

“Good, good,” Maribelle said before the butler could make any other trivial contributions to the conversation.

They walked for a while in perfect silence, as Maribelle liked it. They passed quaint little townhouses, squished together in a fashion that the lady found quite distasteful. Their small windowboxes full of flowers were nothing but a sad attempt at gardening, and their cheerfully painted doors were clearly a cry for help echoing up from the monotony of suburban peasantry. Not two minutes into the stroll, a pack of children came running through the alley, spraying bits of mud at the bottom of Maribelle’s fine dress. The girl sighed.

“Umbrella,” she said.

“I have it with me, ma’am,” said Oswald.

“I know you have it with you,” Maribelle remarked. “I would like it, please.”

“Madam, you said yourself that it is quite the lovely day outside,” said Oswald.

“Oswald, is it your job to tell me what I should be doing with my things?” asked Maribelle.

“Well, yes,” Oswald pointed out. “Your mother did charge me with watching you on your little excursion.”

“Do you think,” said Maribelle through gritted teeth, “that giving me an umbrella will do me any harm, oh great butler Oswald?”

“I suppose not,” Oswald admitted, and he pulled the umbrella out of the extremely large and very feminine purse he had the unfortunate task of carrying. It matched Maribelle’s dress exactly, down to the buttercup yellow fabric and patterned lace overlay.

“Thank you,” said Maribelle curtly. “And I would like to go that way.”

The lady gestured to the right. A patch of greenery could be seen in the distance, through a long alley walled on each side by three-story apartment buildings. She propped her umbrella on her shoulder and began making her slow, careful way through the street. The corridor seemed to channel the breeze into more of a constant stream of wind.

About halfway through the alley, Maribelle thought she might have the good fortune not to meet anyone on her walk. Unfortunately, it was at that moment that a young gentleman emerged from one of the apartment buildings. He was dressed in a rather unappetizing brown, like grass in winter or a bit of dry soil. On top of his plain clothes, he also chose to wear a hat that served only to emphasize the squarish nature of his face.

“Oh hello there,” he said cheerfully. Maribelle resisted the urge to roll her eyes. Only in the city would she have the misfortune to be greeted by peasants. She angled her umbrella so as to hide more of her face, hoping to show her disinterest.

“That’s quite a nice dress you have there,” the young man said.

“Yes, it is nice,” said Maribelle. “I chose to wear a color that goes well with my skin tone today. I suggest you do the same. Good day.” She strode past the boy’s house, forcing herself to walk a little quicker than she would have liked to in this outfit.

“You have a nice day too, ma’am,” he said before going on his way.

Maribelle had almost reached the safety of the park – the city was beginning to suffocate her – when she was interrupted once more, this time by a young mother emerging from the park, pushing her child in a stroller.

“Good morning,” said the woman. “That’s quite a nice umbrella you have there.”

“Isn’t it though?” Maribelle said, exasperated.

“It doesn’t look like it’s going to rain, does it?” the mother remarked.

“No, it doesn’t,” said Maribelle.

“Well, enjoy your walk,” the mother said as she passed Maribelle and Oswald, looking a bit disconcerted.

The wind really started to pick up as the two entered the park. The rustling of the leaves had a calming effect, drowning out the sounds of the motorcars in the streets behind them. The few rays of sunlight that made their way through the trees were blocked by her yellow umbrella. Maribelle took a deep breath, inhaling a great deal of smog mixed with a slight scent of fresh grass.

“It’s a lovely day, isn’t it, Oswald?” Maribelle commented.

“Indeed,” Oswald replied, almost shouting now against the strong wind.

Maribelle’s umbrella began to buckle under the pressure. She smiled serenely up at the sky, which was still a deep blue. Oswald seemed a bit concerned, and kept fidgeting with his jacket, which was constantly being blown open by gusts of wind.

“I think I can guide myself from here, dear butler,” said Maribelle, unhooking her arm from Oswald’s.

“But, ma’am, you mother instructed me –”

“Oh do stop saying words, Oswald,” interrupted Maribelle, picking up her stride. “I honestly don’t care what my mother has said.”

To Oswald’s great surprise, Maribelle started to hop. It was the most graceful hop he had ever seen, yet it was still quite strange. Maribelle smiled, still looking up at the sky. She walked into a small clearing in the park and her yellow umbrella picked up the rays of the sun, turning the color from a pale buttercup to a brilliant topaz.

Maribelle paused once more to brush the last bits of mud off of her skirt, and then she took one last hop. The wind howled just as she jumped, and her umbrella caught the gale at exactly the right moment. Oswald cried out, but it was too late. Smiling, Maribelle rose into the sky, her face illuminated in the brilliant light of the sun.

Stallery Mansion - by Sasha



When I was very small, I always thought Stallery Mansion was some kind of fairy-tale castle. It wasn’t too far from where I lived, and sometimes I would pass it when I rode my bike home from school. It stood in the middle of an impeccably green lawn with a little brick path growing through it. There were not one but two fountains that sat on either side of the house itself; one had little cherubs to catch the water in their sculpted hands, and dolphins spewed jets on the other side. The house was made of fancy red brick with grey stone finishings, and ten balcony windows facing the front alone. Huge wooden doors would have welcomed guests if there had ever been any.

The thing about Stallery Mansion was the giant front gate. I could never get close enough to the house to see who lived in it, because a wrought-iron, intricately patterned gate stood between me and the little brick path winding through the pristine green lawn. In all of my life, I had never seen anyone come in or out of that gate, and I rode past the mansion every day. Mum said it was because the people who lived there were very high society, and they only went out in the late evening when I was in bed. They didn’t want to go outside when it was light outside, she told me, because it would ruin their skin and give them wrinkles.

I knew Mum was lying. The real reason that no one ever came in or out of Stallery Mansion was because no one could leave. The only person who could live in such a fancy house would be a princess. Princesses are usually very gracious and love to give out presents to their subjects, especially to little girls who eat their dinner every night. So obviously, the only reason that the princess wouldn’t grace me with her presence was because she couldn’t. There were plenty of stories about evil witches and stepmothers that locked their princesses in towers, and I figured that Stallery Mansion was probably harder to get into than even Rapunzel’s tower. Thus, it was clear to even the simplest of minds that a princess was locked in that castle. Mum just wanted to keep me from trying to save the princess because it was too dangerous. There was probably at least one dragon guarding her, after all.

Every day after school, I would ride up to the gates of Stallery Mansion and look through them, trying to catch a glimpse of the princess through the house’s curtains. I vowed that I would someday save her, and that no one should have to be held captive, even if her castle was kind of pretty.
I knew that there was one thing that was always necessary when it came to saving princesses: a prince. There was no way I could get passed a locked gate and fight at least three dragons on my own; I needed a kind, brave, and strong knight to help me. The only problem was that I didn’t know of many princes around where I lived. There was Benny, one of the teenagers who worked at the candy store and always gave me candy when Mum wasn’t looking; he was very kind. Our gardener Mr. Cotton once sprayed a whole hornet’s nest and threw it away, which was definitely very brave of him. And Dad was very strong; when we moved here he brought all of out of the truck and brought it into the house. But none of them were true princes.

I finally had the answer one day at lunch. I fell and scraped my knees while playing tag at recess, and he helped me up and got a teacher for me. I knew, when I looked into his big hazel eyes and newly grown front teeth that he was the one. Helping a girl when she was down was kind, brave, and strong. I even heard his dad was the president of a big company, which was pretty much the same as a king in my books. I told him immediately after school was done that he had to meet me at Stallery Mansion, at midnight.

At first he was skeptical. He had seen Stallery Mansion before, everyone had, but he didn’t think it was that great. I asked him if he had ever seen the gates open, or anyone in the grounds, or coming in and out of the house. His eyes widened, and I knew he hadn’t. He thought maybe it was haunted, but I assured him it was because there was a princess locked away in that house. I told him we had to meet after dark, because cool things only happen at night, when all of our parents think we’re asleep.
That night I waited until it was dark. I almost fell asleep once, but I stopped myself. I had to wait it out until midnight. Well, in truth I only waited until about nine o’clock, but it felt like midnight, so I went to meet Rory. He had obviously had the same idea, because he was already at Stallery Mansion when I showed up. And the strange thing was, the wrought-iron gate was completely wide open.