SPIDERS ARE JERKS, by Dima

SPIDERS ARE JERKS

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

Spider-man!

I just want your toes.

Don’t hate me.

I just want your face.

Don’t squash.

Wherever you goes

I follow

To get me a taste

Of human.

I’m not a bad person

(Or bug).

It’s just what I do.

Don’t squash.

My life’s about cursin’

Existence

Of people like you.

Don’t hate me.

Oh!  I don’t like flies!

Them’s is lies

Told by entomologists.

No!  I have to say

Who’s my real prey.

I’m an arachnophile  apologist.

I spin a web

To catch your face.

Not filthy bugs.

It’s you I chase.

I really feed

On human hate.

On your discomfort.

This is my fate.

It’s how I live.

Don’t step down.

It’s no big wonder.

Just run.

So you can just forgive

My actions.

And let me live under

Your bed.